🎉🎉🎉 Sassy Healing with a Side of Smart-Assery ..... (Phenomenal Massage

© Note: Unauthorized use of my copyrighted material or theft of my artistic work without explicit written consent will be pursued to the fullest extent of the law. I do not consent. Hey You, Yup You! 🎉 *Tired of cookie-cutter massages where the therapist whispers about “zen energy” while you count ceiling tiles? SAME.* 🎉 Hi, LR, 14-year Massage Professional Veteran and I’m here to give it to you straight! My massages are the perfect blend of science, sass, and seriously amazing results. I might crack a joke while I release that knot in your shoulder, but don’t worry—I’m a professional… and a little quirky. . . and a whole lot of heart with golden intentions for all. Don't like the kindness fool you, consider me a 145lb feminine feline in the wild, people friendly yet untamed *wink* 💎 **What Makes Me Different?** - I’m a Reiki Grand Master, so your chakras will leave here looking *snatched.* - My military background means I’m organized, punctual, and can probably fold a fitted sheet better than you. - I work on horses and dogs too (because humans aren’t the only ones with stress). - I believe in kindness, clean living, and that life’s too short to not have at least one croissant. - Ordained Priestess - yup cause living by my intuition never lead me down the wrong path 💆‍♀️ **Massage Details:** - Luxurious *heated table* - *Hot towels* (because they’re better than warm hugs) - *Heated oil* that makes your skin feel like butter - Techniques that fix what hurts and leave you feeling brand new **💆‍♀️ Offerings That’ll Have You Saying ‘Ahhhh’ 💆** - **🌸 Nurturing Soft Touch:** Perfect for when you need the gentle side of things - **💪 Relaxing Deep:** The best of BOTH worlds, absolutely wonderful your combination body. - **🏃‍♂️ Sports Massage & Assisted Stretching:** For the active souls who want to keep moving pain-free. - **⛳ Golfers Massage:** Because your swing deserves better. - **🔓 Lumbar Liberation:** Freedom for your lower back—it’s a revolution! - glute cupping is involved! - **⚖️ Prostate Harmony Health:** A gentle vacuum cupping treatment to promote optimal health and balance. - **🔥 Sexual Vitality for ED:** Another gentle vacuum cupping treatment tailored for men looking to reclaim vitality. - **🌀 Master-Level Reiki:** For those seeking energy healing and a little cosmic TLC. **💰 Rates (Because Self-Care is Priceless, Thank you for Trusting me with your most Priceless Treasure, YOUR BODY! )**🏡 **In-Studio:** 💲125/hr | 💲180/1.5 hrs (⭐ Your body will love YOU! )| 💲230/2 hrs (👑 Customer favorite!) **Outcall:** (Discerning locations only) 💲150/hr | 💲225/1.5 hrs ⭐ Your body will love YOU! | 💲275/2 hrs (👑 Customer favorite!) (+ valet) My cozy studio just south of downtown right off i-35 ** is your sanctuary for relaxation, healing, and a better quality of life. Let’s get you from “ugh” to “AHHHHHH.” Stalk me on IG @LadySeknyxis 🌟 If you’re looking for someone who’s as skilled as they are sassy, who can make you laugh *and* feel amazing, stop scrolling. Book now—your shoulders will thank you later. Bestest Massage Therapist Ever, LR 737.704.4659 **⚠️ The Fine Print (aka: Keep It Classy, Folks) ⚠️** This is a professional, high-integrity space where adults come to feel amazing—not act like hormonal teenagers 🚫. If you can’t bring respectful, adult-level communication to the table, please keep scrolling. I don’t take nonsense, and you’ll be shown the door faster than you can say “stress-free.”

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